South African officials admitted earlier today that the stadiums to be used during the world cup are "A million miles from where we'd like to be."
With less that 24 hours before the big kick off, the construction team leaked the news that 40% of stadiums were going to have to be completed either overnight, or in the hours leading up to the event.
There were fears that the stadiums wouldn't be completed in time, and it seems as though those fears have been realised, however the team leader made the statement that; "We. the construction team, plan to pull an all nighter and drink a shit load of Red Bull.
I am completely confident we can get it done to a decent standard. I don't know how we could let our eye off the ball! We started a FIFA tournament with 64 teams, and then we got a bit bored. We sent Joseph here down to the Spar up the road, and he got in a crate of Budweiser, a few packets of Doritos and some credit. We then ordered in a Dominos. Meateors all around. We then finished the tournament, got the achievement, and started working again. Unfortunatly, when we started again, it was last friday, and we had half a stadium to build in Jo'burg, and another in Rustenburg."
World Cup Willie understands the company behind the blunder are "fully commited to completing the stadiums in time." Although we're certain the venues will be finished, we understand precautions have been put in place if they aren't complete. An unnamed source has told us that FIFA are set to announe a coalition with Pitch Invasion to offer at least some footballing action this summer. Other reports suggest that FIFA are in the midst of purchasing 32 brand new Xbox 360s, and preparing for an online tournament with the Official game of the world cup. More news at it happens.
In other news, Brazillian Coach Dunga has admitted he will be torn come this friday. In an exclusive interview with the former world cup winner, the legend stated "this friday isn't only the opening of the greatest sporting event in the world, but it is also a very special day for me.
I've been playing Mario games since the very first title, and I cannot wait for this installment in the series."
Dunga was of course talking about Super Mario Galaxy 2, the second highest rated game of all time. Though Dunga claims the release of the game will not affect his teams preperations for the World Cup.
"I've got a schedule written out at the moment that allows me to play the game for 5 hours a night, while still having time to sort out tactics and that.
Oh yeah, I'm 100% certain that, if everything goes to plan, I'll have the game finished by next wednesday, but I want to do the Green Coin Challenge as well."
We'll follow Dunga's progress daily.
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