Ferdinand: "Rooney's not angry. You won't like him when he's angry."

Injured England captain Rio Ferdinand has silenced claims that striking super giant Wayne Rooney won't be able to hide is alter ego by saying "You haven't seen his other half."
Ferdinand, who has just about played 3 games for arrogant superpowers Manchester United, told World Cup Willie: "In the last year or so, Rooney has done everything he can to conceal his secret identity.
Ever since that red card against Fulham last leason, he's been to anger managment classes and has laid off the gamma radiation alot. I think it's safe to say, there is no way the monster inside Wayne will escape in South Africa."
But what is this monster? After extensive research, Willie can reveal that wayne Rooney is in fact the Incredible Hulk. This shocking revalation will surprise many, but former Manchester united captain Roy Keane made this statement in his latest Ipswich Town press conference: "I don't care! He's the Hulk! So what?!? Get on with it! I don't like him as a player, I don't like him as a father, and I don't like him as a person. He can shove his alter ego up his bollocks.
I was the Hulk once. Do you see me drawing attention to myself every five minutes? No. Now get out before I get mad."
More on Rooney's anger in the near future.

In todays installment of "The Injury Files"; Manchester United winger Luiz Nani has been ruled out of the world cup and the forthcoming world championships of the pool, after a freak diving accident.
Nani, 23, was said to be "training hard for both competitions, and he got the two sports mixed up again. He dived head first into the ground, and broke his collar bone. This biggest travesty was the 4.5 rating Carlos Quiroz gave him. It was at least a 7."
England midfielder Gareth Barry has been ruled out of Englands opening game against the USA, and David James is a major doubt, after Fabio Capello realised there are better players than them. Team news is expected to leak to us early saturday.

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