UK Prime Minister David Cameron made a statement earlier today that "I am 100% certain that all British teams will win the world cup!"
The self proclaimed man of the people spoke to World Cup Willie in an exclusive interview, and said "I've been a football fanatic ever since the 1985 world cup in China. I remember taking the elevator down to my fathers media centre on saturday afternoon, and watching Saudi Arabia vs The Harlem Globetrotters. What a spectacle, especially when you see it in 3-d on a 14" television."
Cameron announced he would be flying a St. Georges Cross on the roof of his residency at 10 Downing Street, despite being the Prime Minister of Britain, not England. "I know controversy will arise, but I can assure the nation that I will be keeping a close eye on how Scotland, Northern Ireland, Wales and Gibralar do in this years tournment. Each nation have many talanted players, such a Gibraltan born Michael Parkinson, and I'm certain a British side will lift the Vince Lombardi Trophy this October."
Nobody wanted to correct the many mistakes Cameron made during the interview, but suffice to say we all got a few laughs out of his ignorance.
In "Injuryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy are the champions" today, Tim Cahill, Harry Kewell and Fernando Torres all returned to some form of action, be it light training or friendly matches, all three players are likely to appear in their opening games.
Thats all today, check out the podcast we put up, it's actually alright. Follow us on Twitter @WorldCupWillie1, follow me @Willo290592. A youtube video is set to debut tomorrow, if all goes well.
Til tomorrow!
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